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British documentary[]

  • Here, in the CIA plane, the agent Bill Wilson is interrogating his captives.
  • [3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the interrogation progressing to its climax]

American documentary[]

  • [Guitar riffs playing in the background]
  • YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE MASKED MEN ON YOUR PLANE
  • [Rapid jump cuts of the masked men]
  • CIA MAY LOOK LIKE HE’S IN CHARGE HERE, BUT THIS NASTY BIG GUY IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
  • [More flashy jump cuts]
  • THIS SMALL CIA DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF BANE IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL
  • [More flashy jump cuts]
  • THE BANE STRIKES
  • [Strange mask voice is dubbed in as Bane attacks because silent footage is too boring for Americans]
  • [Slow-mo replay of the attack in black and white]
  • AND ITS OVER IN A CRASH
  • CIA
  • SHOULD'VE LEFT PAVEL
  • TO BANE
  • [Starwipe to next clip]
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